You jokes
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
What is eh on abt
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
You cheetah.
No, you lion.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
If you are homeless, get a home.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!