You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Not so secret agent
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that this dude is tryna be all cool like James Bond, 007, right? But instead of being a suave secret agent with a license to kill and babes all over him, he's just a creep who can't get a date and has a bunch of restraining orders against him. It's funny 'cause it's so sad, and probably true for you too.
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