You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that this dude is tryna be all cool like James Bond, 007, right? But instead of being a suave secret agent with a license to kill and babes all over him, he's just a creep who can't get a date and has a bunch of restraining orders against him. It's funny 'cause it's so sad, and probably true for you too.