Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
Chicken Crosses the Road
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is anti-humor. It sets you up with a classic joke format—'Why did the chicken cross the road?'—but then slaps you in the face with a big 'fuck you' instead of an actual punchline. It's funny 'cause it's not funny, ya dig? Your humor is as broken as your attention span.