You jokes
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!