You jokes
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Memes
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
You cheetah.
No, you lion.
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.