Shalom or Salmon?

  • What say the child to the man? Shalom.

    Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"

    Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"

    Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, you dense cabbage. The kid says "Shabbat Shalom," which is a Jewish greeting for a peaceful Sabbath. The man, probably hard of hearing because of a coin in his ear (you wouldn't know anything about money), thinks the kid asked for salmon, a fish. I bet you'd think the same, you big dummy.

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