You jokes
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am high and so are you.
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
Memes
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.