You jokes

You can’t land on Uranus XD

My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?

Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.

You so gay you have a fat sis and?

Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.

"Beast Boy Four"

9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.

What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?

Paul Walker's death.

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.

Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?

Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.

You may not like me, but you still look up to me.

Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.

Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂

Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?

What type of flower do you give an orphan?

A self-raising [flour].

An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."

Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.

Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"

Me: You know your parents were very good people.

Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.

Me: I know, you're an orphan.