You jokes

What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!

Your mom stinks.

That is my joke.

You mom doesn’t really stink.

I know I am stupid. 🤕

What do you say to your partner with diabetes?

Hey, sugar!

Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?

Have you heard about my new can crushing job?

It's soda-pressing.

What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.

What do you call an old snowman?

Answer: Water.

What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.

Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.

Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.

Me: I can only see fat.

You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...

Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].

You're so skinny that people can't even see you.

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

An RC-XD.

Why do animals cross the road?

Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"

If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.

What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?

Predator.

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

You masturbate...

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You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.