You jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Memes
Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!
Best, Tenya!
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
Like if you know what ashes are.
Hi, how are you doing?
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make a run vhaleka.
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
I will tell you a joke--your life.
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
You
You
You're the cow.
What did the fork say to the cake?
A: "I want a piece of you!"