You jokes
Your mama.
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
Memes
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
If I busted an egg on your head... The yolk would be on you... hahaha...
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.