You jokes

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"

Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?

You wait all day and nobody comes.

"Princess, you there? :("

Prince, are you there?

An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."

How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.

A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!

You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.

"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"

What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?

Donald Grump.

Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.

Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.

Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?

Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?

Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.

What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."

If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?

You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.

I told my wife she was lousy in bed.

She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"

Are you a waterfall?

'Cause I'm falling for you.