You jokes

"Princess, you there? :("

Prince, are you there?

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

What do you call an orphan?

An orphan.

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.

A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"

"Gwen, are you still there?"

What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...

9: I am higher than you.

8: No, you're not!

(8 flips to his side)

"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"

An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."

What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?

Donald Grump.

Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!

You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.

What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?

Two Aussie.

Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?

Kaden wants to have sex with you.

Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?

A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.