You jokes
I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
Who are you?
Yourself.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Memes
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
How do you get ten babies in a bucket?
With a blender.
I love you too.
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!