Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rape
Rape who?
I go rape you!
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You Jokes
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the ass!
Bully: Yuh, that must be nice!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Wanna???
Bully: πππ...sexy ass ever!
Bully ππ»π
Ginaπ
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! ππ€£
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
How to get your woman to come upstairs? Say you are naked.
So a man walks into the bar. The bartender looks to him and says, "You look like you're having a rough day, tell me about it?"
The man then stood up and became Mario!
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going home and walk home and I got home.
How do you throw a space party?
You planet! π€£π€£π€£
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Genie: You can only have 3 wishes.
Man: I wish for more wishes.
Genie: You canβt wish for more wishes.
Man: I wish I could.
Genie: ......
What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... π¨
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.
This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, itβs shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.
My brother and I were roughhousing and accidentally knocked over our bookshelf. My mom came in and started asking who knocked it over, to which I replied that I only had my shelf to blame.
Hey, can I axe you a question?
My brother likes to build "traps" to capture our cat so he can pet it. I said it wasn't gonna catch anyone, he replied with "not going to stop who?" I told him not to worry that it could capture any two.