You jokes

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You wanna hear an orphan joke?

Okay, here it goes:

You.

What's the difference between a bird and jam?

You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.

How are you?

Person A: Where do you come from?

Person B: Liberia.

Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?

You, I didn’t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁. The end or is it bye-bye?

Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.

Son, you are not precious, so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you.

Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me?

Son, you're adopted!

What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.

Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.

What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?

Dead mooves.

Hey Jonny, you can buy a...

Pun o' chips at the store!

What do you call a mosquito in your language?

We don't call them, they just come and bite.

Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?

There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.

How do you know your baby is dead?

It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.

So, my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.

So I told her a "single" joke, then she said, "Go and fucking die, you insensitive bitch!"

I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF, I will break his body for you—happy now?"

She said, "*sniff* yes."

What do you call a dabbing cow?

Udder savagery.

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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?

"Rust in pieces!"

What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

What happened to the glue?

I knew you would get stuck on that!

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Licka-lotta-puss.