You jokes

Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!

"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"

Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?

You wait all day and nobody comes.

"Princess, you there? :("

Prince, are you there?

Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?

Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.

If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?

Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.

Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.

What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."

Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?

You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.

God: Why is the teenager so short?

Angel: I don't know.

God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"

Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."

God: No, I didn't!

How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.

Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!

What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.

What is the difference between a comma and a period?

A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.

I love you too.

What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.

What do you call dolls in a line?

Barbie queuing.

If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?