You jokes
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
How do you get away with murder?
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
Memes
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving more than once.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
You masturbate...
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DABDAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB.
If you like penis.
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Who's an orphan?
You are.
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?