Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
You Jokes
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
You can’t land on Uranus XD
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.