You jokes
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
You guys are crazy!
How do you get away with rape?
My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.
Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?
Heartbeat.
So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?
If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
I love you, Lovely Perv!
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?
Him: No, have you seen where it is?
Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.
Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?
I left Twitter for a while, and when I tried to log back in, I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter.
Sadly, my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I'm on my alt. Shame on you, Penaldo!