You jokes

Friend: Wanna hear a joke?

Orphan Friend: Sure.

Friend: Parents.

Other: I don't get it.

Friend: And you never will.

What do you call an orphan's family photo?

A self-portrait.

You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I am high and so are you.

You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.

I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.

Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”

Shame on you, Pessi!

You are a fat pig.

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?

Tailighmo.

Why are you gay?

Because you are.

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.

How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?

Kill her afterwards.

9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!

What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?

Paul Walker's death.

What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels.

When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?

A firecracker.

What do you call Josh in a room...

Gay.