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If you like penis.

The bully: Your gay.

The nerd: You are.

The bully: Yeah.

The nerd: What, your gay?

How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."

Who's an orphan?

You are.

What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?

A UFO.

You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.

Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

Well, you got to hand it to her.

What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!

You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Anything you want; it won't chase you.

You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

He was a big dill!

How do you know an abo robbed your house?

The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.

You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.

What do you call a house that isn't a house?

Not a house.