You Jokes

Insult

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.

Lot

I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.

Orange

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banna.

Banna who?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banna.

Banna who?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banna.

Banna who?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banna who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Marshmallow

Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

Name

"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."

Parent

What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...

Bar

A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"

Wife

When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.

Me: Takes five minutes.

Me: Hun, you done yet?

Dick

Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"

Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"

Group

Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!