"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
What do you call cringe?
You.
(Bob holds Deric's neck)
Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
You you you like like like like my joke nooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.
One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"
The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
