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WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
You see, my son is very into astronomy.
Son: How do stars die?
Dad: Usually overdose, son.
I'm such an asshole to my son, my wife divorced me.
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
Okay, I'm so sorry, Alya, and Drew. I didn't mean to say that you guys were stupid and cringy. I mistyped. Can you guys forgive me by any chance? I'm so sorry :(
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
I SAID GO TO BED BEFORE I SLAP THOSE SPOTS OFF OF YOU!
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
What do you call a black person?
Black.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
How do you shrivel a dick?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
You know the only way to win is you have to actually planet.
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.