You jokes

What do you call a kid with no home?

A homeless kid.

And together we will make America great again.

You were never great in the first place.

What do you call the middle of a penny?

A center (get it? Cent-er).

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

What do you call a sad porno?

A tear jerker.

Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂

Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.

"Beast Boy Four"

Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?

What type of flower do you give an orphan?

A self-raising [flour].

An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."

You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.

I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.

Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?

Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.

"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."

You may not like me, but you still look up to me.

Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.

If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.

What do you call an orphan?

An orphan.

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?

-You guys- sure

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