Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
You Jokes
What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
I told my wife she was lousy in bed.
She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!