
Uranium 235 jokes
5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"


