You jokes
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
Have you seen my uncle?
Jesus: I have.
God: Me too.
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
Memes
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
You got a pig head!
You are so dumb.
You are so cat.
Like this if you like me.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"
Bob says, "Umm no."
Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.