You jokes

The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"

Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen

Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.

When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...

Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

"I love you with all my heart."

"Prince, where are you?"

Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.

Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?

"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"

Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.

You are family.

If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?

"Ghost Musterd."

If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?

GHOST MUSTERD

You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.

When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"

You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.

Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".

I commented back to you and portory.

If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?

Worms and rotten fruit.

Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”

Soldier says, “Mhm.”

Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”

Soldier says, “Really?”

The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"