You jokes
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
Memes
You gay.
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
What can you build with people? A boat!
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it's tear-able!
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
What do you call a sheep with wings?
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!