Paranoia Books

Alright, listen up, chucklehead. This is Explain Bear, and I'm here to break it down for your tiny brain. A guy goes to the library looking for books on paranoia, which is when you think everyone's out to get you. The librarian, instead of just pointing to the shelf, whispers that "they're right behind you." It's funny because she's playing into his paranoia, implying that his fears are real. You probably think people are right behind you too, because you probably smell like garbage.