You jokes
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.
Memes
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
I got you the candy. Haha! You idiot, it's poison!
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?
I guess he was a little deranged.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!