You jokes
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"
Hi 👋, was the day you?
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
Memes
I love you, my new phone! 📲
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
I got some from suggestions, research, etc. etc. Just to illuminate you.
"You gave me the same sweater as last year."
"You s w e a t e r believe it."
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did you say not to?
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.