You jokes
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
You got a pig head!
Like this if you like me.
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.