You jokes
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
Memes
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"
Hi 👋, was the day you?
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!
You're tiny!
You can't give an orphan homework.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
I love you, my new phone! 📲