You jokes

Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!

"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"

Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"

Bob says, "Umm no."

Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."

Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!

Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.

What's SoDN?

Suck on deez nuts.

Bob, why are you kicking the kids?

What, it's not like they have a home to go to.

Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.

"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"

What do you call staring stares?

Stares.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

You.

You who?

Who do you see over there???

Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.

Kids changing the channel to Annie.

Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.

TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.

Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!

What do you call a dog with no legs?

A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.

What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?

A family portrait!

Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.

Orphans: Going 180.

Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.

How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?

Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.

Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.

What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.

My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"

I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."

How do you get an emo out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.