I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
Fart or Shit Dilemma
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Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy! You think this joke is about pressure? No, it's about the fear of shitting your pants. You're basically hoping someone is always on the verge of a bathroom emergency. It's funny 'cause it's gross and relatable!