You jokes
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Mickey: I want a divorce!
Minney: Are you fricking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
Memes
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.