What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
You Jokes
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
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Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.