You jokes
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
You (DYM 53).
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
Memes
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
Frère l'été ici!
If you understand, put it in chat.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"