You Jokes

Makeup

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

Irony

You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?

Answer:

These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!

Punch

I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"

Rake

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

Love

There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.

Mom

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Sushi

The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:

"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."

😳

Snake

Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?

A rattler!

Sans: ha ha ha ha!!

Drink

Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?

It had nine shots and seven chasers!

Ass

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

Epileptic

What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.