You jokes
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
You mehheheeheheeeehehehe.
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
"I’m coming for you two!"
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.