The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣
You Jokes
How do you get "Dick" from Richard?
Ask him nicely.
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.
Now I got a 31 on the ACT.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
Do you love God?
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.