You jokes
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
How do you get "Dick" from Richard?
Ask him nicely.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
YoU tOo
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!