You jokes
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.