You jokes
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
You mehheheeheheeeehehehe.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Memes
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Do you see the toilet?
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
Why you always in a mood?