You jokes

Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?

You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.

When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣

You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.

"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."

What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?

A zombie Apocalypse!

Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟

I remember you. You used to be an ash.

I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Owl.

Owl who?

Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"

People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.

What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?

What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.

Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.

What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."

What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.

Have you ever seen a blind man swim?

No.

Neither has he.