What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
You Jokes
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
"I’m coming for you two!"
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."
We never saw him again.
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."
I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."
He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!