When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
You Jokes
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"
Hi 👋, was the day you?
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!
You're tiny!
You can't give an orphan homework.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
I love you, my new phone! 📲
When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
You gay.
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.