You jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

El, if I know.

Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!

I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.

Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?

You wonder where my dad is.

Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!

What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?

A zombie Apocalypse!

Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟

I remember you. You used to be an ash.

I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.

What do you call a tire that is tired?

A tire, I guess. ❤️

What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.

Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)

What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.

Toilet: hi You: hi what?

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.

Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"

Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.

What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?

A family portrait!

What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"

Have you seen my uncle?

Jesus: I have.

God: Me too.

What did the glove say to his girlfriend?

I glove you!