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Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
Memes
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
"I’m coming for you two!"
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."
We never saw him again.
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."