You jokes
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.