You jokes

You're so hot!

Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?

'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.

What do you call an orphan’s family tree?

A stump.

You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!

How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?

Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"

What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?

Answer: Keri Lake!

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.

How do you make a trash can leak?

Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!

"If you can't win, lose."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?

A: They always crash and burn.

You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.

Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.

You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.

What do you call your mom?

Monkey.

You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?

Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.

A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”

I said, “Well, which one are you then?”