You jokes
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
You're homeless, you orphan!
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Spell "I cup."
I see you pee.
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.