You jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
Memes
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Do you see the toilet?
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
You mehheheeheheeeehehehe.
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)