You jokes
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
Memes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."
We never saw him again.