You Jokes

Ass

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

Ass

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

Sex

If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.

Picture

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

Women

I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!

Voice

The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.

Bro

Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.

Sister

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?

Duck

Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!

Flirt

Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)

Sound

Me: What's that sound?

Ex: What?

Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!

Orphan

What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"

He replied, " "

Dick

Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?

Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.

Boyfriend

Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.

Me: Sorry for your loss.

Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.

Me: Stop, I have a mother.