You jokes

Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

What do you call a horse that does karate?

A horse.

You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."

What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.

What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.

What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.

What do you call 2 wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪

What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.

Have you ever seen a blind man swim?

No.

Neither has he.

Mickey: I want a divorce!

Minney: Are you fricking crazy?

Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!

What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.

People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.

You're as tall as a giraffe.

Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!

Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.

Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?

You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.

Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.

A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”

I said, “Well, which one are you then?”

What do you call a family photo with an orphan?

A selfie.

What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

What do you call a cow that can't milk?

A failure!