You jokes
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.
I'll let you decide.
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
No.
Neither has he.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
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What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Mickey: I want a divorce!
Minney: Are you fricking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!