You jokes

What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?

Ice Cream-E

No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!

You know why they call me 007?

0 girls.

0 chances.

7 restraining orders.

POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."

Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

I just overheard this but:

How do you make a party in space?

You planet.

What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

What do you call an angry Panera Bread?

Panera slapped!

You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?

Answer:

These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!

What do you call a group of gay gamers?

Rainbow Six.

I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"

You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.

You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?

Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.

The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:

"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."

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