What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
You Jokes
Rob, you forgot to pay me for letting you sucky sucky on my thang.
AKA you're for sale.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3
Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.
Mom: jk
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did you say not to?
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
You're a bish, and you are too!
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.