You jokes
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
Memes
you forgot something
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.