You jokes
Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
Mom found a mirror in the garden and said, "I'll show you a real picture!"
How do you measure a dog's temperature?
In barking grade!
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)
Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?
It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.
Girl: "Daddy!"
Father: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"
Father: "Mhm!"
Woman: "Daddy?"
Father: "Of course?"
Woman: "I'm a girl too!"
Father: "Does God love children?"
Boy: "Yessss..."
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
What is the difference between a thief and a doctor?
The thief knows what you have!
What do you think of the Bill Cosby movie?
Netflix and alcohol.
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
What makes my life so unfair?
You invading it for no apparent reason.
You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.
When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.
You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.
I'm not sure if you have any feelings because everything about you seems very dull.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."