You jokes
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Good song
Have you heard of deez nuts?
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
Me: Do you know a funny joke?
Friend: Yes, you.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
That moment when you poop 😂
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?