You jokes
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.