You jokes
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
I ass big ass you :-)
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Memes
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝