You jokes
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!
So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.
He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?