You jokes

When we take a family photo, you are the background.

What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.

In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.

My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.

Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.

What do you call a cold Explain bear?

A brrr.

What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.

Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.

You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?

MC Hammerhead.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?

Lil' Saucy

You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?

Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?

What did the rapper say to his shoes?

"You better lace up!"

What did the grape say to the rapper?

"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?

Lil' Seasoning.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?

MC Angler.

What did the rapper say to the microphone?

"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!

What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?

When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.

Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.