You jokes
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
You're so skinny that you fall.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
You look easy to draw.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.