You jokes
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
Memes
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!
So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.
He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!
Did you know thereās a sex position called āAmazonā? You wait all day and nobody comes.
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!
Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!