"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
You Jokes
I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! 😘😘😘😘😘
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.
Real me.
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!
Gwen, you on?
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.