You jokes
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
Are you a builder? Because you are giving me an erection.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.