You jokes

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!

You are like Papa.

Friends don't lie.

Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."

Two lepers meet on the street.

First says "How are you doing?"

Second says "Mustn't crumble!"

What do you call a cow with no legs?

If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!

What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?

None fave. Foch heads.

Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.

Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.

A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

What do you call my brother in the water?

"Tsunami."

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...

You stink!

I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!

What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.

What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?

If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.

Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"