You jokes

Friend

Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?

Me: Hell yeah.

Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?

Me: Hell yeah.

Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?

Both: FUCK YEAH!

Excuse

(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...

Robbie: It's been raining???

Ty: Yeah!

Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!

Candace

Kid 1: Do you know Candace?

Kid 2: Candace who?

Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!

Memes

Egg

What has to be broken before you can use it?

Answer: An egg.

Twin

What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?

Go fuck yourself!

Bid

What do you call the worst feeling ever?

Drinking Big before Mini. :)

Stress

When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.

Chat

It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?

Prince

Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((

Cow

What do you call a male cow that snores?

A “Bull Dozer”.