You jokes
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Memes
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!