You jokes
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Kid 1: Do you know Candace?
Kid 2: Candace who?
Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!
Memes
Alya, do you have Discord?
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.