You jokes

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."

I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...

Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!

You stink!

I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

Gwen, you on?

What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?

Chew-chew train! Hee hee!

How do you throw a space party?

You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemon-aid.

Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?

Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!

Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!

Student: Oh, did I miss anything?

What question can you never answer yes to?

Answer: Are you asleep yet?

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All of them are married!

What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.

Dad: Alive.

Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).

Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.

Mother: Alive...

Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

What do you call a dick with three eyes?

Preston.

OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.