What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
You Jokes
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
I love you, Tina!
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
I see what you did there.
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.