You jokes
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
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Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.