You jokes
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
How do you find Will Smith?
You look for the Fresh Prince.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Memes
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*