You jokes

Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?

He won the "no bell" prize.

STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:

Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?

Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.

Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?

The Twin Towers.

You guys know BeReal?

BeReal? More like cereal.

Get it? BeReal = cereal.

The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.

What did Jake say to Peggy?

"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbread man.

What do you call a gay kid on fire?

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?

What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.

What do you call a pig that does Karate?

How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.

So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.

If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

Repeat after me...

Me: "You have a weird style."

Mom: "You have a weird style."

Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*

How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.

I make elevating music; you make elevator music.

300? You are a 3.0.

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.