You jokes

Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.

When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.

What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?

Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)

What do you call a disabled person in a fire?

"HOT WHEELS!"

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

What do you call somebody with no nose?

Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?

Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏

Yo forehead so big you think in HD.

Bully: Who you looking at?

Me: A Build-A-Bear.

Bully: Where?

Me: Look in the mirror.

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."

What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?

A PDF file.

"What's the wifi password?"

"121i362"

"It's not working."

"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"

"The United Airline."

"We're in the World Trade Center, though."

What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?

Nacho cheese.

How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.

What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."