You jokes
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.