You Jokes

Stress

When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.

Chat

It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?

Prince

Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((

Cow

What do you call a male cow that snores?

A “Bull Dozer”.

Love

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

Student

Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!

Student: Oh, did I miss anything?

Future

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

Answer: The future.

People

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All of them are married!

Class

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

Naruto

What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?

Naruto's mom.