What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
You Jokes
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.