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Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."

What do you do when you see a wiener dog?

I like you wiener.

You stink!

I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!

How do you find Will Smith?

You look for the Fresh Prince.

What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.

If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"

Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?

Me: Hell yeah.

Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?

Me: Hell yeah.

Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?

Both: FUCK YEAH!

Gwen, you on?

What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?

If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.

You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....

What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?

Anglosaxon.

Alya, do you have Discord?

What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?

Chew-chew train! Hee hee!