You jokes
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
What would you do if you were killed?
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.