What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
You Jokes
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
You fighting? More like you're dying!
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
