You jokes
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.
I always press the stop button to see you.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
You will never have a girlfriend.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!