You jokes
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Memes
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"