Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
You Jokes
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
What do you call somebody with no nose?
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.