You jokes

What did one ballsack say to another?

"You stay here, I'll go pee."

Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.

What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.

What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?

Long John Silvers or Captain D's.

Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.

Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.

What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?

Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

Why did the AI go to school?

To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!

Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"

"How do you make 7 even?"

"Take away the s."

How do you make a mime cry?

You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.

Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.

How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.

Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.

Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.

What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.

Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.