So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
You Jokes
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
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Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
