You jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
Memes
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!