You jokes
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
"I LOVE YOU JACK!"
Memes
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.