You jokes

When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.

What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.

What do you call a cold Explain bear?

A brrr.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?

Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?

Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.

Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."

Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."

Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.

When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.

You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"

Well, Germany lost twice.

What do you call a pig in a blanket?

My wife on a cold day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.

Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?

Neither has he.

Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?

What did one wall say to the other wall?

Meet you at the corner!

What do you call a fish that can use a katana?

A salmon-rai.

What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?

What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.

Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?

A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.

What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?

A wet pebble.

A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.

If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).