What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
You Jokes
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
Love you baby :^
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
Doctor: You should stop masturbating.
Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
