You jokes
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
Are you a toaster?
'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!