I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
You Jokes
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
