Orphan's Bleeding Hands

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark, like your future if you keep asking me dumb questions. Orphans don't have parents, ya dig? So telling them to clap 'til their parents come back is just plain mean, and their hands will bleed from clapping for nothing. It's funny because it's sad, and you probably think that's deep, you profound idiot.