how do you make a orphan cry? ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it
What do you call a cow with no legs
(Answer)- ground beef
Sorry for a bad joke
orphans must hate 2020 cause you need a home to home school
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
you know orphans and Batman having.they'll both never see their parents again
do you know what is good about being a orphan. every candy bar is family sized.
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! Please help, please help!"
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim , she crossed herself out hanging by with a Carlton dry.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
How can you get 3 homos to it on one barstool?
Turn it upside down
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
