I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
Are you a toaster?
'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
What do you call a flat chested depressed person? A cutting board.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
