You jokes

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?

Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)

What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.