You jokes
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.
The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."
The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."
The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.