You jokes
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
"What’s your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
You're not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Your uncle.
How do you blindfold a woman?
Put a windshield in front of them.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
A boy was terrible at writing sentences, so his teacher gave him an assignment to help with that. The boy was to go home, write five sentences, and return to school the next day.
When he went home, he took a notepad and a pen and went to his dad for help. His dad was in a very important business call, so he angrily shouted at the child, "Shut up, you donkey!" The boy noted down that sentence. He next went to his mom, who assumed that he wanted to play video games, so she said, "No, my dear, tomorrow." That was his second sentence. For the third sentence, he went to his older brother, who was watching football where someone scored a goal, so he was jumping up and down yelling, "Goal! Goal!"
For the fourth sentence, he went to his sister, who was singing, "Spider-Man, Spider-Man!" For the last sentence, he went to his grandmother, who was cleaning the toilet and singing, "Under the toilet, under the toilet."
He went to school the next day, and his teacher asked him to tell her the sentences. The boy said, "Shut up, you donkey!" The teacher got angry after hearing this and asked the boy, "Do you want me to slap you?" The boy said, "No, my dear, tomorrow." This made the teacher so angry that she slapped the boy. Immediately, he started jumping up and down yelling, "Goal! Goal!" The teacher dragged him to the principal's office, as she was fed up with him. The principal asked the boy what his name was, to which he replied by singing, "Spider-Man, Spider-Man!" She asked him where he lived, so he sang, "Under the toilet, under the toilet."
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.