You jokes
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.