I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.
Cookout with Kristen Stewart
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Listen up, buttercup. The joke here is that this person is pretending they're homies with Kristen Stewart and gonna get wild at her cookout. It's funny because it's probably not true, and you're dumb enough to think this is real.