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    • Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

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    • Explain Bear

    This ain't no joke, pal! Looks like ALYA is just giving the deets on why they missed some messages. Maybe next time they'll bring snacks to the soccer game instead of excuses. Now that's what I call a pro move. Listen here, smarty pants: Don't forget to drink water!

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    • sorry guys lol whats up

    I just was lookin' for you lol

    Alya? Are ya still on???

    Freshfry commeted a disgusting comment on a gross joke....

    Tina I didn't even see your comments until now LOL

    Where's Jack-lyn?

    He's on a call with Allison.

    Do you trust him on a call with another girl?

    Ofc I do! He's the love of my life :^

    Yeah. Sorry stupid question.

    Naw, there's no stupid comments. Ecpessialy from you.

    yah ima on lol i was looking at what I did yesterday lol

    lol, hey Alya HRU?

    Hey Alya it's wwonderful to see you :D

    Hiiiiiiiii Alex!!!!

    Hey Allison. You're off the call I see?

    hi tina! hru guys oh hi allison

    I'm doin' good now that ur here

    aw thanks back to you!

    im so tired lol

    i was up till 4 lol

    LOL I didn't get ANY sleep last night...

    aw you poor thing!

    oop I need to get a shower I'll see ya'll later

    ok byee alex!

    Bye Alex love you! (I meant love you as a friend lol)

    yuo better jack! sorry lol

    Jack, I needa do something rq so Afk

    XDDD ITS OKAY ALYA LOL

    how are you jack and allison and tina?

    I ain't gay I swear

    Goooooooooood you?

    Gre8t! You?

    i'm great but tired lol

    I'm calling my mom she's really freaking mad at me....

    Oof....Allison your seven teen just ignore herrrr

    when i siad my friends came over till 11:00 i meant I babysat till 11:00

    No, Tina you CANNOT ignore my mom she'll kick me outta the house if I do...

    allison your 17? i'm 13 lol

    what age is everyone lol

    Woooooooow, sorry Alya that sucks poor Alex didn't get to sleeep at all tho lol

    I m sixteen as well

    I am 17 on may 2 I'll be 18

    ik right i feel so bad for him i wish i could be there scratching his back lol ok that got weird lol

    oh thats cool everyone is older than me lol

    Alex is fifteen it's his b-daay today!

    How old are you Alya?

    rlly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! welp i did not know that I will say happy birthday to him!!!

    OMG JACK WE DIDN'T GET HIS PRESENTS!

    Ohh crap! We didn't....

    i am 13 lol my birthday is feb 28

    you know he can see this right lol

    Should we get em' now??? It's still pretty early though...

    idk if any store is opennnnn lol

    He's showering he can;t lol

    Walmart is

    thats true lol

    Ya...I think we should gooo....Bye Alya We'll see ya' in a miuntue

    ooh your awake ALYA!!!!!!

    Ya, (ps, In real life me and Tina are only three miles away from each other's houses lol)

    UGG WE ARE NOT DOING THIS!

    ok byee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Drew Alex takes like five miuntue showers so...

    i can handle this go

    me to i only shower for 5 min because if its more than your waisting water lol

    OK ALYA WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!

    Your yelling for no reason.

    I'm out I need to get Alex's presents.

    but i told orphans are ugly and nina that your here

    Drew the devil??????????????????????????????????? CHANGE UR NAME

    wtf its not a good day to be mean as you can see alex's birthday is today!!!!!!!

    Yeah. And that's REALLY special so don't ruin it for us.

    ohhhhh ok i will think abbout it ummm........ its better to hurt you guys on a good day!!!!!!! so nooo

    DREW THE DEVIL. Get the crap outta here! You said you were going with Nina and Orphans are ugly so go with them and leave alya Alone!

    Alex is better than you'll ever be Drew,

    ok you better stop or the devil in me will come out btw she's never been out before!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    He's nice unlike you.

    I can't image Alya being A devil, she;s the opisite to me.

    actully ALYA dated me and well let me see alex umm she is not dating

    CAUSE SHES NOT READY!

    umm then i dumped you.. you were nice till i did that sooo

    And guess what newflash SHES NOT WITH YOU ANYMORE

    And Alya made a GREAT choice dumping YOU

    hii alex im sorry i tried to get him away before you came btw HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LUV YOU

    AWWWW TYSM ALYA I NEED TO DO SOMETHING THEN ILL BE BACK (LOVE YOU TO)

    ok byeeeeeee

    Hi jelously -_-

    OK NOW THAT ALEX IS GONE YOU BETTER LEAVE BEFORE HE COMES BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! THATS WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO ALEX STOP!!

    FINE I WILL LEAVE BUT MARK MY WORDS IMA COMMING BACK WITH NINA AND ORPHANS ARE UGLY!!!!!!!

    IF YOU DO THAT EX FRIEND AND EX BOYFRIEND YOU WILL ALSO HAVE EX AMOUNT OF HEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    FINE ALYA BUT TWILL SEE

    did you leave!????

    ok i think he left

    also thanks daaang but i can be like a devil btw I have never been the devil the only times were I was mad was me just mad!!!!!

    LOL Alex is back he read the messages and he's really MAD at Drew...

    So thAT ass hole is gonna come with his stupid friends...

    oh no i want him to be happy though

    idk maybe sometimes he just says things lol

    Where is Drew anyways?

    daang i am so sorry but are you a boy or a girl !?

    i made him leave

    Did he leave?

    ok thats what i thought ok just making sure lol

    yes he did alex

    and daang how old are you?

    Here Alya my real name is Haley so I'mma name myself Haley instead of Daang lol

    Yeah back when me and Haley dated I was 12 and she was 11 lol

    ok lol my real name is Aly so I will change my name to that lol well my full name id Alyssa jane kuhl ( btw you say my name like cool lol)

    Soo freaking young... until when I was 12 and you were 13 we stopped dating lol

    Woow awesome name Alya

    you guys dated for how long lol

    oh ok lol

    2 years we dated I think right Alex?

    i have too many nicknames lol

    Ya two I think

    LOL my sister has 23 nicknames

    Negan, gg, Lucka, Scrachy, and I don't remember the other ones lol

    Allie Ally Alsie Aysa Alice Lysa Lee Lia Lissie Lizzy Lily Assa Elissa Isa Izy and alligater

    SO MANY NICKNAMES!

    these are just my school nicknames lol

    ima popular thats why lol

    How do you pronouce Aly?

    I'm a ignorant american I'm not good at prounocing stuff lol

    not that sassy populur girl i am nice and protective of my friends lol

    I think it's prounouced Al-e

    al-ee

    LOL I bet you are I can see why ur populer in school as well :)

    lol thanks alex

    Aww Alex you and your complements LOL

    Ha, It's my mission to be nice.

    Your just overall a great guy :)

    Aww man I gotta go BYE

    you are alex!!!!!!!! :)

    ITS TIME FOR UR BREAKFAST PARTY LOL ME TO I GOTTA GO TO ALEX'S

    Ok Byee Aly I'll see ya later Alligator

    BYEE Alya if drew comes back make sure to tell Alex when he's back LOL

    lol byeeeee luv

    ok byyye daaang

    Love you Alya :^

    Love you as a friend Alya :D

    love you to :^

    I wish You could be here Alya

    ANYWAYS BYE

    love you as a friend daaang!

    byeeee

    OH MY GOODNESS

    It's Alex's birthdAy...

    HEHE Little does he know what I got him....

    Underwear haahahha

    Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IKR

    I'm sure he'll call meeee when he's see's it hehe

    Hey, What the crap are ya'll doin' here?!!!?!?!?!!?

    Wtf????????!!!!!!

    UGH JACK THE JACKASS AND TINA THE TINY!

    Sureeeee he's totally the Jackass

    Jack wait! This chat is abondoned by Aly anyways so I don't caare BYE

    Bye freak!

    oh shut up

    your the ass

    jack is the friendly kind person your the devil!

    gtg byee

    OH NO YOU DON'T ALYA

    Alya were are you?

    ima here

    whats up

    oh and nina i did

    Not much Jack Tina and Haley are taking forever they're stopping for breakfast and they won't be here in like an hour lol

    NINA"S ON????????????????????????????????????

    oh lol

    What'd she say??????

    Wait I'm reading her mesages now..

    "UGH JACK THE JACKASS AND TINA THE TINY!" -nina

    EW IM SO MAD AT NINA NOW...

    SHE GOT ME U- NVM

    ThAt girl cannot let go of things!!!!

    ikr its anoying

    She got me a crap present....What a jerk Nina.

    ik but you got underwear now lol

    Oh, so now you're not even gratful that I got you a present!

    lol but she did it to be gross!

    GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    NO NINA that present was shit!

    And I'm not even gonna say why.

    UNGRATEFULL BRAT!

    yah you are nina ungreatful brat

    GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WAIT UR GONNA TALK ABOUT UNGRATFULL? LOOK IN THE MIRROR THEN YOU'LL SEE UNGRATEFULL BRAT!

    im so sorry i gtg but ill be back kin 2 hours lol

    byee alex luv you and nina stay away!!!!!!

    Remember when I got you that Honda car? And you said it was... "The worst present ever," And you said you wanted a mercadies instead!

    Bye love you too :^

    CAUSE IT WAS!

    SEE??!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?! LOOK HOW UNGRATEFULL YOU ARE!

    I AM NOT!

    YES-YOU-are!

    I HATE YOU ALEX!

    NO, I LOVE YOU ALEX

    WELL I DON'T I LOVE ALYA MORE THAN LIFE ITS SELF AND SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH MORE THAN YOU!

    I THOUGHT YOU SAID DON'T KILL YOUR SELF OVER A GIRL! HUH?!?!!?

    I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT I MEANT I LOVE ALYA A LOT!

    JERK!!!!! I HATE YOU SOOO MUCH NINA GO GET A FUKING LIFE AND GET AWAY FROM ME ALYA, JACK, TINA, HALEY, AND DANDA, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CAUSE NOBODY FREAKING LIKES YOU AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    NO! UNTIL YOU LOVE ME ALEX I WILL NOT STOP!

    YOU ARE FREAKING DISGUSTING! I HATE YOU NINA I ALREADY SAID IT. I WILL NEVER EVER LOVE YOU! IF A GUN WAS POINTED TO MY HEAD AND I HAD TO LOVE YOU I STILL WOULD SAY NO! EVEN IF THAT MEANT DEATH!

    GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YOU LITTLE SEXY ASS HOLE!

    SHUT UP DON'T CALL ME THAT! I'M ONLY LIKE 40% OK WITH ALYA SAYING THAT SO FOR YOU IT'S EVEN FREAKING WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    YOU'D FREAKING GIVE ALLIE 323 A RUN FOR HIS MONEY ITH HOW SUCKY YOU ARE

    YOU LIKE ME AND I KNOW IT ALEX! YOU DO! YOU'RE WEAKNESS IS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Yes. Yes Nina Exactly. But not in a love way.

    GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    SERIOUSLY? 100 GRR'S? YOU IDIOT

    YOUR THE HOT IDIOT HOT STUFF

    I'M OUT BYE UGLY FACE AND ASS AND EVERYHTING!

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 DON'T LEAVE ME MY PRECIOUS I WILL GO TO UR HOUSE AND I WILL GET YOU! YOU WILL BE MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

    Bye. Freak. (ps, That's called a taste of your own medicine) Sweetheart.

    k what the hell just happend when I was gone jeese nina don't call him sexy that's just weird and creepy!

    umm also nina you are an ass whole and knowone loves you.. your parents don't eathier btw some orphans still have there mom and dad I still have them there not dead jeese look it up!!!!!!!!!

    Matronly Hake

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